Blog Roundup

November 14, 2008 in Weekly Review Roundup | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

What can I say, there’s too much to do and not enough time. But I was particularly inspired to get this post up today when I came across J.D. Bauchery’s HM4h post on giving the perfect handjob. It was her rant about ‘foreplay’ being equally as valid/important a sex act as the ‘act’ (intercourse, traditionally) itself. Fuck, yes. That’s all I have to say about that. Oh, there are some pretty damn good tips for handjobs too.

I do love a glimpse into the internal dialogue of a relationship, not just of one partner. Finn, of Storm’s blog, provided just that this week. Well, I’m sure he was mostly just trying to get laid again, but his sheepish remorse in a public forum probably accomplished that nicely.

And, I’m overwhelmed with all the other posts I’ve missed in recent weeks, so I’ll leave you with those. Go learn how to give good handjobs to anyone with a cock, flesh or otherwise.

Porn Star Series: Asa Akira

November 12, 2008 in Weekly Review Roundup | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

This week, Kristen of Hot Movies chats with rising porn star Asa Akira. Find out who in the industry she’s afraid to have sex with. Poor Kristen, last time she was well on her way to bagging the interviewee before the camera went off, and this time Asa tells her she can’t even take her out, get her drunk, and take her home (Asa doesn’t drink). Oh well, there are 10 more to go! She’s bound to get lucky with one of them.

That means porn star interviews for you all through the holiday season, so check back every Tuesday for a little pick-me-up (if you hate this time of year half as much as I do, you’ll need it!) What’s that you say? It’s not Tuesday anymore? I know, there were technical difficulties yesterday, but here is the lovely Asa.

Contest Time!

November 11, 2008 in News - The Grapevine, The 411 - Info for Reviewers, Wanderings And Ponderings | Tags: , , | by Cock Wrangler | 2 comments

Hi, everybody!

I’m Matthew, the new Chief Editor/Grand Poohbah for the EdenFantasys Guides section. But feel free to call me Mr. Superlove. Or Dickface. I’ll usually answer to either.

Currently, I’m working on putting together a series of Holiday Shopping Guides – but alas, I have no worker-elves, and Santa’s holding out on that new batch of Hitachis. Never trust your sexual wares to a large man garbed in red felt. No good can come of it.

Well, almost no good. Because my stunning lack of vision is your – yes, YOUR gain! Now we need your help! What sex toy would YOU most want this Holiday season?

To answer that question, we at EdenFantasys are starting up a new Holiday-themed contest – open to ALL members of the EdenFantasys community. It’s a pretty simple one – if you could receive any sex toy for the Holidays, what would it be, and why?

Your submission should start with that idea, “what I want most this Holiday season…”

Or, you could change it up a bit, to suit your own style…

“On the first day of Christmas, my poly-vee leather-dominant submissive non-binary Nth (there is no truth!) love gave to me…”

But! There’s more! There will be three – count ‘em down with me – 1, 2, 3 – winning entries selected by a blue-ribbon panel of literati intelligentsia, out of work fluffers, and the ghost of Christmas past (who’s cranky because in his non-corporeal state, he can’t use his new Flip Hole).

Those three winning entrants will see their work put on-site in EdenFantasys’ Holiday Shopping Guide ‘08 – ANNNNND win a prize:

First Prize: $100

Second Prize: $75

Third Prize: $50

Prizes will be paid via check or PayPal.

Submissions should be sent to EFContest@gmail.com. The deadline date for submissions is Sunday, November 30, aught-eight. Winners will be announced on Friday, December 5, still in the year aught-eight.

Be creative. Be specific. Be grammatically sound; or at least, be in the vicinity of the goal-line. Be fun. Have fun. Toy around. And get your toy on!

Weekly Review Roundup: Tails Up

November 11, 2008 in Weekly Review Roundup | Tags: , , , , | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

Anyone familiar with Foxxy Kitty’s reviews should know why this particular toy was a perfect match for her. I mean, what better than the Pleasure Periscope for someone who revels in talking about her body in the explicit way that Foxxy does? To read all about it in great detail, check out her review.

It’s an ass day, clearly. Red Roulette submitted what I think is by far his best work yet, a tale of reaming his tail. That is, his wife gently penetrated him with this large butt plug.

Ice Ice Baby finally turns to the world of silicone for her anal adventures. As she put it: “I thought if so many people were sticking things in their assholes there must be something to it? right?” The Severin butt plug (which sounds more intimidating than it is) served her well.

Speaking of butts, look at this: a robotic walking assist device that attaches to your butt!

Porn Star Series: Casey Parker

November 4, 2008 in Lights, Camera, Action - V-Blogs, Wanderings And Ponderings | Tags: , | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

I’m already anxiously reloading the CNN page to watch the first results roll in (as of this writing, only KY and VT are determined), and I’m sure you are too…what better way to take a break from the drama of waiting on election results than by checking out another porn star interview?

This week, a newer addition to the adult industry, Casey Parker, talks about her various Shane’s World experiences, including a mention of her first girl-on-girl anal fisting experience, and possibly grabs Kristen’s (of Hot Movies for Her) crotch. Lucky Kristen. Check it out:

As Kristen says in her post of the interview, I’m pretty sure Casey is crazy. In a good way.

Weekly Review Roundup

November 3, 2008 in Weekly Review Roundup | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

As usual, Backseat Boohoo has managed to make something incredibly simple sound pretty exciting. When it comes to condoms, that can only be a good thing. My own sexual predilections don’t often require condom usage, but if and when I need to purchase some, her review of Durex High Sensations has me sold.

Yes, it has a funny name. It also looks more like a modern silicone sculpture than most of the other toys that share its category, but I think that’s a good thing. Couple of Kink thought it was a bit boring, but I love the understated and effective design. This vibrating cock ring actually looks like an Adult toy, not a child’s toy gone wrong, and their couples review shows that it fits the bill.

A new reviewer, EagleFire, wrote a great review of a classic, the Echo. She’s happy with it after every kind of testing possible. ‘Nuff said.

‘Sex Shop I Trust’ Campaign Conclusion

October 31, 2008 in The 411 - Info for Reviewers, Wanderings And Ponderings | Tags: , | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

It’s been a tough decision, but we have finally chosen a recipient for the campaign award. Two, in fact. We couldn’t decide between our top two picks, so we added to the fund and instituted a first ($200) and second ($100) prize.

Our first winner caught my attention with her widget choice: “Come for the dildos, stay for the pie.” She managed to seamlessly incorporate excessive flattery and useful critique in her post, and that’s what we like to see. No, really. ;) I do hope that her shockingly expensive order, made a little less expensive by the 30% discount the campaign offered, arrived on her birthday. First prize goes to Spiking Glue. Check out her entire post “Frugal desire in a polite society”.

Our second winner asks at the end of her post “Have I drowned you in enough sap yet?” And, indeed, she wrote a most touching piece about the Eden community and its role in her own life. Her experience is the paragon of what this community strives to be, and I was happy to read about that success with at least one member. Read Epiphora’s entire post (which made it in just under the wire by email, since she was having posting problems) “One Year in Eden”.

Thanks so much to everyone who participated; you’ll all be receiving a free gift from us. We want to continue this process with future campaigns, new widgets, and of course, more prizes, so let us know what you’d like to see!

Porn Star Series: Lisa Ann

October 28, 2008 in Lights, Camera, Action - V-Blogs, News - The Grapevine | Tags: , , , | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

We were lucky enough to recently have an opportunity to interview a number of porn stars at an industry warehouse show. PBR Princess, from the Hot Movies blog, jumped on board for the trip itself and made personal contact (not that kind, you perv!) with 13 different stars. So, starting now, and for the next 12 weeks, welcome to Porn Star Tuesdays.

First up, Lisa Ann, of current fame for her role in “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”, which is slated for release on the upcoming election day. She has the star role of Palin in the Hustler film, but that’s far from her current most exciting project. Check out the full interview to find out what else she’s excited about:

To see Lisa Ann in something less politically tinged, check out Fishnets 4. If you want to use the same sex toys she does, see the Evolved line, partially displayed below.

Symphony Opus

Symphony Opus

Bliss

Bliss

Symphony Sonata

Symphony Sonata

Review Roundup

October 27, 2008 in Weekly Review Roundup | Tags: , , , | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

Not everyone seems to have taken to High Eff’s convoluted, sometimes violent metaphors the way I have. But no matter, I’m enjoying his refreshing reviews and penchant for alien-looking toys, like this masturbation sleeve.

Backseat Boohoo (she’s becoming a regular around here) is getting married. To the TantraBeam. Here’s why. Between her review and the updated pictures show more clearly how this toy goes on, I’m about to get one myself.

Sometimes, books that feature a lovely ass with a thing and high heels on the cover can still surprise you. Or me, at least. Thanks to Domina Doll for sharing what’s inside this provocative compilation.

And, just because it looks nice (or maybe it’s the name), check out this review of the Anal Invader with Cock Cage. Yeah, it’s the name. The toy itself looks like it could snap from the pressure of a particularly strong erection.

Updates

October 27, 2008 in Wanderings And Ponderings | Tags: , | by Cock Wrangler | No comments

Part VI of Life.Love.Cancer is up.

Starting soon, we’ll be sharing a series of interviews with some porn stars that we were lucky enough to snag at a recent private show. First up (tomorrow!) is Lisa Ann, currently starring in Hustler’s timely porn “Nailin’ Paylin”.

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