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So we all know how much I love the Hitachi and the Ideal. And all the other weapons grade sex toys in the world.

So Lili and I thought it only fit to do a little song and dance about giving some head. Heads to ours Hitachis that it. See her take about my beloved sex toy to recapped it with everything from Off with their heads to Marvin the Martian, and watch me give Gonzo a run for his money on the Ideal.

And because you can never get enough of us (and I am going out of town for a week, so this is all you’re going to get for a while), we did it in two parts, so here is part two; even more of me and Lili Desi being punch drunk (while absolutely sober) before the holiday party. And no, I can’t even blame it on percocet anymore.

Essin’ Em

Always Aroused Girl asked used me and Lili Desi to do a little spiel on the sizing of toys, because people are always asking for the most enormously sized toys when talking to all of us on live chat.  In part one, we show you the Great American Challenge, which is a real example of what a true 12″ dildo looks like, as well as how we measure all of our toys here at EdenFantasys.

Example:

Then, in part two, we talk more about girth and other sizing issues, and I guess I come up with the lovely quote “your vagina is bigger than your eyes” (when what I REALLY meant you say is that your eyes are bigger than your vagina)…but hey, I’m still on the percocet, so who can blame me.  Plus Johnny Romance wrapped a bunch of pretty presents to make us looks spiffy for the holidays, so check us out (and oh yes, there is a dildo that looks suspiciously like a soda can…).

I know you’ve missed the two of us, so we’re back! Leave us some love, so that we know it’s worth it to keep making these v-blogs for you

Essin’ Em