We have a very important announcement to make.We here at EdenFantasys.com have officially decide that April is “Buy Your Friend a Sex Toy Month.”
This is no joke; I would never ever joke about a subject as serious as sex toys (ok, maybe once in a while. but not right now!)
As many (if not all) of you know, I enjoy sex toys. You might even say that I have love for teh sexxx toyz. I have tons of them. Multitudes. A plethora of toys. I have my favorites (the Hitachi Magic Wand, the Raquel dildo, the amazing Pure Wand… to name a few). I own the Rolling Sex Toy Trunk from For Your Nyphomation, AND the Sex Toy Chest. I have a night stand full o’ toys.
Given this deep and dire love of sex toys, I feel it is important to share both my passion for sex toys as well as the knowledge I have accrued about sex toys. I much share this with all that I know. In college, I was the go-to girl for sex toy shopping. This was pre uncreepy websites, so we’d make the trek up to Denver to the least creepy sex toy store we knew (the one that had batteries in all the vibes, so that you could check them out/have vibrator wars). I made that journey with people of all sexes and genders, and many things were bought; vibrators, whips, handcuffs, pocket pussies, books, lube. If it was a sex toy, we got it.
I’ve given hundreds of people my partner code for the Eden Partner Program so that they could get 15% off their first toy (you can do it too; click on the link to sign up…AND you get 5% of whatever they spend!). I’ve talked about toys in my sex toy blog, had sex toy soliloquies, presented sex toys as presents for both birthday and holiday celebrations. I’ve created contests that have sex toys as prizes. I thought I had done all that I could do.
And then, like a miracle in the midnight sky (don’t ask me what that means, I’m not 100% sure that I know), it came to me.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Buy Your Friend A Sex Toy Month!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Yes. Ladies, Gentleman, and those fighting the gender binary… we bring you this month of joy and toys. This month where you too can not only tell your friends about the wonders of toys, but actually get them their very own toy with which to play!
But how, you may ask, how can one participate in this joyous and wonderous occasion. Never fear, my brave sex toy admirers…I have completed a list of ideas for you;
*Get on the computer, head to EdenFantasys.com and shop with them together. Help them pick it out, and then get a toy of your own too (free shipping over $50!).
*Sign up for the partner program above, and give your friends your code. Then they get 15% off and you make 5%!
*Take your friends on an adventure to the local sex toy shop. Explain to them all you know about sex toys, and how they have influenced your life. Have vibrator (aka “light saber) fights with the demo vibes. Then buy your friend a sex toy.
*Have someone over for a sex toy party. Invite all your friends. Buy them all sex toys (no, just kidding. Unless you’re rich. And if you are, will you please buy me a Sybian!?!?!). Encourage your friends to check out all the different types of toys; vibrators, dildos, butt toys, BDSM toys, etc. Help them pick something awesome out!
*Don’t forget that erotica books and sexy videos can be considered sex toys as well! They’re sex toys for the mind, and remember, the mind is a horrible thing to waste.
Ok. That’s it. Take this information, go forward, be merry, and share your love of sex toys with the world. What in the heck are you waiting for?
And maybe, if you’re a good little sex toy sharer, maybe someone will love you enough to buy you a sex toy too! Happy Buy Your Friend A Sex Toy Month!

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