You’ve probably noticed some new blood around here. We’re changing things up, and I’ll most likely be moving this weekly post to Sundays in the near future.

1. The Story of the Skin-like Material Dildo and the Happy-Family Dresser Drawer. Sure, the entire review of this funny-looking clit vibrator is excellent, but the ‘Experience’ section is what makes it worth reading, even if you’re at work. Mystery is spot-on, with both her toy analysis and illustrative storytelling skills.

2. Yet again, I find myself being convinced to think about bringing home something I hadn’t given a third thought to (because yes, I did consider the desirability of the Tentacle one more time after first seeing it). Even without the harness compatibility, I’m almost sold on this dildo thanks to Bad Influence Girl’s review.

3. In keeping with the weird-looking toy theme, this review was a good read. In part because it’s about a totem pole-looking dildo, I’ll be honest. Sienna was able to appreciate both the functionality and humor of this one.