Not everyone seems to have taken to High Eff’s convoluted, sometimes violent metaphors the way I have. But no matter, I’m enjoying his refreshing reviews and penchant for alien-looking toys, like this masturbation sleeve.

Backseat Boohoo (she’s becoming a regular around here) is getting married. To the TantraBeam. Here’s why. Between her review and the updated pictures show more clearly how this toy goes on, I’m about to get one myself.

Sometimes, books that feature a lovely ass with a thing and high heels on the cover can still surprise you. Or me, at least. Thanks to Domina Doll for sharing what’s inside this provocative compilation.

And, just because it looks nice (or maybe it’s the name), check out this review of the Anal Invader with Cock Cage. Yeah, it’s the name. The toy itself looks like it could snap from the pressure of a particularly strong erection.

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